And no, this is not research for some scene in a story. This was me, after I discovered that we had no hot water…
…not. I wasn’t smiling at all.
As usual, Murphy’s Law was working overtime in Warrandyte this morning. For starters, it’s been damn cold the last couple of days, cold, rainy and overcast. The worst possible weather for my solar hotwater system.
Me: Not a problem. The instant, gas hot water booster will kick in…any second now…hello?“
Except that the instant, gas hot water booster did not kick in. Went out to check, and I see a cryptic machine message blinking in red on the display. Panic? No, ring the manufacturer.
“Have you tried to reset the system?”
Me: “Um…no. How?”
I now know how to reset the system but…it didn’t work, did it?
“Let me check the plumbers in your area. I’ll get back to you shortly.”
Me: still waiting…
In the meantime, I had to go out so a clean up of some sort was absolutely necessary.
Me: cold shower? Not on your nelly…that water is effing freezing!
Thank god the kettle still works. Boiled up about 2 litres of water. Poured it into a bucket in the shower. Added a bit of cold…and got to work.
In case there are any time and motion experts out there, I can now say with absolute certainty that it is possible to bathe in a bucket. Not pleasant, but doable. Start at the top and finish with the feet.
And on that note, I’ll quit while I’m a head.