I love Auntie Em’s water saving techniques. 😀
Wizard Kadmeion has just brought his Auntie Em over to say hello to us at the Dreadful Poetry book release party.
Wizard Kadmeion’s aunt, Sorceress Emily (“Em”), is a renowned magical horticulture practitioner. Her specialty is growing root vegetables into human shapes. Magicians seek out her wares so they can animate the tubers with minor demons. These flora homunculi are popular as garden workers.
Lita: Em, we are so pleased you could join us today at Kadmeion’s affair.
Auntie Em: I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Who is this lovely person you’re with, Lita?
Lita: This is Gentle Reader.
Auntie Em: Enchanted to meet you. Did you two hear that Kadmeion searched for me during much of his Dreadful Poetry story? I was quite the star, and I wasn’t even…
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