Apologies for being unusually quiet this last week. A certain family member [who shall remain nameless] used up our 60 GB monthly broadband allowance in three weeks, so we spent the last week being ‘shaped’.
Shaping is when your ISP [Internet Service Provider] cuts your broadband speed down to dial-up levels. Actually I tell a lie, dial-up is a little faster. With shaping you open your browser, and then go put the washing out while you wait for it to load. Then you google something, and make a cup of coffee while you wait for the search results to load. Clicking on one of the search results gives you enough time to start dinner and go to the loo… 😦
Okay, I may have exaggerated just a teensy weensy bit, but my internet speeds truly were unusable. In fact, at one point I became so desperate I forced myself to look up my own blog on my phone!* This allowed me to at least read the comments you guys had left. Tapping out replies to your comments, however, was beyond me; I don’t have very big fingers but the ‘keyboard’ seems to be made for Lilliputians!
Anyway, I just wanted to say I haven’t been ignoring you, and normal programming will resume this afternoon. 😀
*I hate my smart phone, and still don’t know how to use it properly. I only learn something new when I’m desperate.