I’ve been getting an awful lot of phishing emails lately, but this one really tickled my funny bone
I used to imagine that some sweatshop hacker sat hunched over a keyboard somewhere, grinning maniacally as he/she sent out another virus laden email. But I suspect the reality is more like :
1. Unsuspecting Netizen enters his/her email address somewhere,
2. Said email address is tacked onto some database of addresses,
3. Said database is sold to malware distributors who then activate a program that sends out a hook email to every address in the database,
4. Neither the program nor the malware distributor care whether the hook is going to be ‘plausible’ to most addressees – e.g. why would I have signed up to digitally dateย women? [No offence to gay ladies!]
5. The rationale of these mass mailings is that out of all those millions, one or two will bite. They are the real targets. They will click on the link, their pc’s will become infected and the cycle of digital infection continues.
Anyway, that was not the post I meant to write, but who can resist a Russian bride?
cheers
Meeks
October 15th, 2014 at 10:49 am
Email scams and phishing seem to be the undesirable by-product of the online world… much like plastic packaging of the modern world in the oceans… escalating but not much we can do about it except shout awareness. I don’t even find the ridiculousness of it entertaining any more. It’s just bloody tedious and gets in the way of the majority of us who inhabit the online world for for benign purposes. That’s the small phishy fish, and then there’s the Big Data fish responsible for flooding sites and in-boxes with “legitimate” advertising…
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October 15th, 2014 at 7:59 pm
Big fish, little fish – yeah only really a difference of scale.
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October 15th, 2014 at 2:36 am
hehehehehe… great post.
I think you need a sign for your door that says: Gone Phishing!
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October 15th, 2014 at 7:50 am
LMAO – what a great name for a blog! If I had the technical expertise I’d love to catalogue all the various examples and varieties of phishing, and put them in one place for people to check out. Maybe some enterprising person will do just that one day. ๐
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October 12th, 2014 at 7:40 pm
My mum got an sms from a UK based emailer, claiming to be from apple; informing her that she won a million pounds in apple products and that all she had to do to claim that, is to send an email to uk-apple@eng******** (not gonna write the whole thing…) So what do you do? well the obvious thing of course. You register that scammer’s email to as many mailing lists you can, including those that sell pills enlarge parts of the body, and those that sell clothing that doesn’t pass as clothing and is not intended for everyday use. Flood their inbox ๐
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October 13th, 2014 at 7:50 am
-grin- A consumer DoS attack? I love it. ๐ Must say though, this latest ‘innovation’ is rather scary as it combines two media and therefore comes across as more genuine.
I’m going to do a quick post and cut and paste your comment into it, George. The more people that know the better.
Thanks to you and your Mum!
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October 13th, 2014 at 9:12 am
Oh yes, i trained her to save those messages and show them to me later. The easy way to pick them out is that big companies like apple, microsoft or whoever, will always use @apple, @microsoft, @amazon etc. They have no need to use @gmail or anything else.
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October 15th, 2014 at 7:54 am
Good point that. Unfortunately some of the more sophisticated ones create domain names that sort of copy cat genuine company names. I can’t think of any real ones off hand but something like @amazons.com. Close but not quite the real deal.
Btw I’m really enjoying your contributions to the story. Not bad for a techie geek. ๐
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October 11th, 2014 at 11:52 am
LOL, I come from a long line of Russian brides. I also wouldn’t mind one who can cook and clean. ๐
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October 11th, 2014 at 12:35 pm
lmao – okay, well there have to be exceptions, right? And I wouldn’t mind a housekeeper either – 6’2″ with a six-pack would be nice.”D
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October 12th, 2014 at 8:31 pm
I honestly went picture hunting in google for a picture of a 6 foot male with a big beer belly, holding a beer six pack. But i couldn’t find one that was good enough ๐
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October 13th, 2014 at 7:58 am
-giggles- Just walk down any street here with your camera handy.
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:24 am
Well, that’s a step up from the penile enhancer emails I get. ๐
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:41 am
lmao!
Maybe it’s your medical background that does it?
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October 11th, 2014 at 11:57 am
Perhaps they think I’m a urologist instead of a pediatrician…
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October 11th, 2014 at 12:36 pm
-giggles- Or a prosthetician? Is there such a word? Spellchecker doesn’t like.
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October 11th, 2014 at 11:54 am
Carrie, that’s mainly what I get. Today, though, I received a message from a “hot young lady” hoping I was the handsome man of her dreams.
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October 11th, 2014 at 11:56 am
What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. ๐
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October 11th, 2014 at 12:35 pm
ROFL!!!!!!!
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:20 am
I’m heartbroken now, you’ve dashed my hopes. All these months I’ve been getting the messages of love from abroad and now you say they’re not specifically for me. That I’m just one of thousands who receive these. How will I ever recover from this? Unloved and unwanted.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:40 am
There, there. At least the bots like both of us!
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October 11th, 2014 at 10:49 am
All of us!!!
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October 11th, 2014 at 12:31 pm
-grin- I stand corrected. ๐
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:14 am
I’d like a Russian bride. Who can cook. And who can keep the house tidy… But, then again, I’m on my fourth beer *sigh*
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:39 am
-giggles- Plus your wife is hovering and she might /not/ appreciate a Russian… housekeeper.:D
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October 11th, 2014 at 8:55 am
Ugh! lol. That said, there are many Russian women looking to come and offering themselves as brides. I know one young man who is trying to get his “fiance” over.
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October 11th, 2014 at 9:38 am
Seriously? Oh My God…. Has he even met her in real life???
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October 11th, 2014 at 10:51 am
Yes, they met in the Dominican. But I can see she’s totally using him to come to Canada.
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October 11th, 2014 at 12:32 pm
Ouch. ๐ฆ It would be nice to think true love could blossom via the internet but… the cynic in me is shaking its head.
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