No! Don’t go! This is not going to be an infomercial! -shudder-
I promise no brand name will taint your screens from this post. My new, favourite cleaning product is no-name toothpaste. I could use a named brand, but why waste money?
Before I start singing the praises of toothpaste, let me assure you I love convenience as much as the next person. I hate cleaning, and have probably tried most of the cleaning products advertised on Australian TV, looking for that miracle product. Hah…
So you see, I am a consumer, but… I also have this ‘thing’ about the food I eat and the air I breathe. I hate the smell of harsh chemicals, and I really worry about using products that have warnings on the label, especially the ones that advise you to seek medical attention if you breathe in the vapours. Excuse me? Where’s the gas mask that’s supposed to come with this product?Plus I have a septic tank which complicates matters a bit because harsh chemicals aren’t good for septic tanks, and no-one wants to smell a septic gone bad.
As a result of all these factors, I have slowly stopped using most of the advertised cleaning products on the market. But what do you use in their place? And is there anything safer that works just as well?
<<enter Toothpaste, stage right>>
Toothpaste cleans teeth, so I have to assume it is a little more human friendly than any other paste cleaner. After all, it’s hard not to swallow at least some toothpaste every day, right?
But did you know toothpaste will also clean silver? Yup, everything from rings and necklaces to those tarnished trays you inherited from your mother, and can’t bear to throw away. Just rub on the toothpaste, rinse and ta dah – bright shiny silver!
But wait, there’s more. Did you know toothpaste is the fastest, easiest and least harmful way of cleaning the kitchen sink? And the stainless steel cooktop? And your stainless steel pots, pans and baking dishes? Yes again. With pots and pans I rinse off the toothpaste and give them a quick wash with detergent just so we don’t get the flavour of mint in unexpected places.
Don’t go away yet! There is more! Toothpaste is also THE best way to keep glass shower screens free of that horrible soap scum that makes you wish you’d stuck to disposable shower curtains. Rub the toothpaste on, let it sit for 5 minutes [or more] and rinse off. Sparkly clean glass.
I also use toothpaste on the shower base and the tiles. If you want to get seriously technical, you can also rub a little lemon oil over the cleaned shower screens to keep them scum free for longer. Only a little though, okay?
And while I’m waxing lyrical about uber cheap cleaning, I should also mention sodium bicaronate [bi-carb] and vinegar. Both are dirt cheap, [excuse the pun] are natural, and have worked since the year dot without killing anyone.
Bi-carb can be used to get coffee stains out of cups and mugs. Simply pour about a teaspoon of bi-carb in each cup, top with boiling water and leave for an hour or so. The stains come off as if by magic. Bi-carb will also soak off burnt on rice and other cooking accidents.
Vinegar is one of the oldest and most amazing ‘products’ ever invented. Not only does it taste great in salad dressings, and on fish and chips, it can be used to :
– to disinfect floors. [Add about a cup to a bucket of hot water and wash away].
– to fizz away stains when added to bi-carb.
– and it is the cheapest, most effective way of cleaning windows and mirrors. All you need is a bucket of hot water, some vinegar and some old newspapers. The vinegar goes in the hot water and cuts through dirt and smudges like magic. The newspaper is for wiping down the windows after the vinegar has done its job.
Believe me or not, but my house is healthier, and my wallet is fatter thanks to these three simple changes to my buying habits. And the best part is that I’m working no harder than I was before with the you-beaut, expensive cleaning products. In fact, I’m actually working less because most of those products really don’t work, and you end up having to scrub anyway.
So, dear friends, the moral of this odd little post is to love your toothpaste. 🙂